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hymnsofheresy

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

hymnsofheresy

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

missweber

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

shiraglassman

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

pastel-lavender

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

biglawbear

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

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